No Sports |
I don’t wanna dance,
No I don’t wanna dance
To me it makes no sense
I don’t wanna run,
No I don’t wanna run
Because it is no fun
No sports! I love my body
No sports! I love my body
Look at my knees! They are not bloody
Look at my shirt! You see, no dirt.
Oh no, I don’t like riding
I hate paragliding
I don’t wanna tumble down
And lie dead on the ground
I don’t like the races,
No, I don’t like the races
I’d rather stay in other places
Don’t like no horses and no cars
I’d rather hang around in bars
My God it stinks of sweat
I stay in bed instead.
Sportsmen kick all kinds of balls
On fields, in water and in halls
Athletes’ feet are always aching
And you can hear their bones breaking
(Text & Musik: J.O. Simon)
26.07.2004 Colin Lynch about No Sports!: One of the best songs I have ever heard in my life! Conceived, composed, and considered by a consummate artist for all the world to share! It's a brilliantly humourous look at self preservation that we all need. |
© 2002 U. Simon |